You think you would be happy? You got an A on the Human Resources final, you melted some chick at World Market, and melted some chick at World Market. Nope...I fell in love with the neighbor's daughter. None of them will talk to me. Hurt as fuck! Chasing everyone away. Swearing at them and, crying on the front porch. Maybe again tonight. Give me another beer. I see who she really is and, I am the same.
Carry on,
Thaddeus Oswald (Dj Lipton)