I want a baby I can lock in a cage in the basement. I'll just duct tape it's mouth shut with tiny sock so it won't cry and bother me. Better yet I'll just throw it in a frozen river. Why can't you kill babies they don't serve a purpose to society? We kill animals all the time. My dog serves more of a purpose in keeping me happy than a crying baby who I have to spoon feed.
"You greedy little baby." -Godsmack