I'm going to ruin your life because of dog poop.
Tardashians eight feet long.
I'm going to rape you in the head shop while I buy tobacco.
Relax this is state of the art equipment.
If I relax a man will be sucking my dick.
Etc...
(with apologies to Prince Paul, Mad Magazine, Dj Spooky, Reilly Martin and, countless others. Always remember, white tennies are the choice footwear of thug rapists and never laugh.)