Kelparoo
Kelparoo Pros: plenty, plenty of kelpajoeys if you are into that sort of thing, good birthin' hips like your friends in high school used to say, four arms with boxing gloves, pouch to hide your weed in.
Cons: can't box underwater where it lives and usual gets arrested for doing so, has been an alcoholic since 2050 B.C., countless OVIs with kids in the car, only one eye so you are out of luck with ESP ability, loud.