Keys To The House
Once along time ago in a galaxy in the near future past; there was a dirty old otter. He played around by the river catching minnows, drinking beer and, doing a few shots. His den was filthy but, the funk flowed out every night. One day he was messing around with some koi fish and a hobo spider drove up in his brand-new Acura Legend. The spider got out and said, timidly, can you float me on your back to the other side of the river? The otter said, hell no, you are a deadly hobo spider and if you got all that money, you can certainly find another way. Step off. The spider said I have two hundred bucks. Will you take me now? The otter said, okay if you don’t bite me. The spider got on the otter’s back and they swam towards the other shore. Just about when they were to reach the other side the otter flipped over and the spider fell into the water and began to sink. The spider yelled; hey why did you do that? As he started sinking to the bottom. The otter replied, do you think I am an idiot?!
Feel free to replace the otter with another crazy critter and the spider with a venomous jerk off in your extrapolation of this story. Maybe you know some people that might match this story.
Thanks Rodney.