I’m gonna drive. I’m sober and I think this exempts me from the law so I make a left on red or I can drive a few blocks without a license plate.
I’m gonna drive. I just had a six pack at my girlfriend’s place while we watched Stranger Things.
I’m gonna drive. I smoked a blunt and did some dabs with my boy; it’s cool. I am smoking a grape blunt, driving and, think I am Eazy-E or whatever the popular guy I get my mind from is.
I’m gonna drive. I’m on mushrooms. I mean shit, the colors are just more vivid. My girl is addicted to meth so she stays around.
I’m gonna drive. I’m on acid and cocaine. Shit I’m in West Virginia after that Festival. It’s cool.
I’m gonna drive. Better yet ride my motorcycle in the rain because I just injected myself with bull semen to get swoll and just smoked a little crystal meth and/or crank.
I’m gonna drive. I’m going to the local hangouts and clubs to beat up people who used to be my friends because they do drugs. I squeal my tires and crank that industrial music.
Whatever you do while driving it's bad. This is a three ton machine. But, you have confidence in yourself so roll out!