I identify with being a Taco Bell. I have known this since birth. I was tricked by 1980s culture. It wasn't until the 1990s that I came to my senses and I always wanted to be a Taco Bell. I have kept this a secret for my whole life until now. I want to be a Taco Bell!!!! I don't want to be an employee of Taco Bell, nor a manager, nor a CEO of a Taco Bell. I want to be the actual building and inner workings of a Taco Bell. I plan on breeding with other TransTacoBell people and give birth to franchises throughout the galaxy. I have thoroughly read The Kentucky Fried Chicken Book Of The Dead and also plan on becoming the first TransTacoBell President of the United States in 2028. Let our voices be heard!!! 'Taco, Taco Bell. I want to be a Taco Bell' (sung to the tune of Macho Man by The Village People.)