Decades ago I took LSD quite a few times. There were hallucinations, strange thoughts and, even occurrences. These trips on acid took usually about eight hours for the drug to wear off. The things that occurred during the eight hour period were less confusing than going to the local grocery store as of late. I cannot explain the actions and sometimes words of the people, including the staff of the grocery store. If I walked into the beer cooler and it was a Mayan temple or when I put my card into pay and it turned into ants it would make more sense than what happens at the supermarket. I regards to the rest of my life I expect Aston Kutcher to arrive at any moment with a camera crew and yell, "You've been Punk'd!!!"