Woolph Pak Malt Liquor:
It's the reason your girlfriend looks like Grimlock
It's the reason you are 34 but, look like you're 56
It's the reason you are compared to those dudes in the ghetto on the porch
It's the reason you look like a Muppet or something from Dr. Seuss
It's the reason you still do everything Paul's Boutique says
So, sit back and enjoy because that's you!
Woolph Pak Malt.......
Stare at that 16 year old girl's butt with pride!!!