It is of my belief that many parents are worried that their children may listen to my dj sets and in turn do drugs, have sex or, worse. So, responsibly I recommend that any children listening to the dj sets please make all your decisions by flipping a coin and difficult decisions should be made by rolling a six sided die regardless of your parent's commands, wishes or, advice. They are no longer capable of raising you and I am your new owner.
Yours in social service,
Dj Lipton