If I am going to pay to see a psychic to tell me my future. I'm gonna need tarot cards at least. Throwing runes would be better. You can't just have some red candles around and stare at me. You are going to need some symbols around that I haven't seen before. You are going to need a crystal ball and that shit better have some faces in it or at least some smokey shit. You better have proper garb too. A turban with a crystal or a long bandana thing. You better wear some robes too. Seriously, you gotta do it up. I need salamanders crawling all over the table and a fucking frog or toad better come out of your mouth when you are done. Seriously, I can get my mind read by some motherfucker or whatever who has met a lot of people and they are probably going to be wrong. Ample parking would be nice too. Otherwise you are getting a bad Google review with your bullshit.