With The Creator all things are possible...
It's Election Night for the president of the United States... in Canton, Ohio USA. Chad is sitting in a chair drinking cheap American brews. He's got Google and The CBC updating him about the election here in the United States of America. He pretends to smoke weed as the polls start closing on the East Coast. Soon afterwards he is in a drunken stupor and decides to shave his head. His sarcasm level is at a peak and this only makes him drunker. After the Central and Mountain times start closing polls, he calls his douche bag brother who is a Trump supporter like the rest of his conformist family, they joke. After he hangs up he mellows out and heads for bed, masturbating alone. The next day he wakes up and decides he could give a flying fuck's, rat's ass who is president as he watches the rest of the nation freak out for the next month.
"Let's go to the Winchester and have a pint until this blows over" -Shaun of the Dead