Girls this one's for you. The Robot Monk. It's every girl's dream. It never gets angry. It does exactly what you say. It's one with the universe. The Voice all day with no complaints.It will attend an Adele concert with not even one drop of alcohol. It always says you are the best. Never wants sex. Perfect in every way. It will just sit in the corner until you need it. Not a drop of animosity, sexism, or man-like qualities. Just for you! You are the winner! Everyone wins! It's Robot Monk! Enjoy a real man for a change!
*Great for single moms too. Not one peep when your kids beat the shit out of it. Pain is it's game!
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Love,
Dj Lipton (Thaddeus Oswald Esq.)