Since everyone makes up half cocked ideas about me. I thought I would make up some half cocked things up about my neighbors. The people on the porch side of my house are senile old people who have lost their minds but, no one notices because, we are all 'dumbed' down. The new girl across the street is a prostitute who sells drugs. The guy across the street on the other side is addicted to her drugs and sex so he mows her lawn. The people next door to me are midget traffickers and also meth heads. The guy across the street from them is a borderline anti-technology domestic terrorist. The other people across the street from the meth heads are satanists (satanists and witches have always lived there). The people next to the terrorist are also drug dealers and into the teen pornography scene. The guy next to them is an alcoholic. The people across the street from them grow weed and pretend to live there. The guy across from them is a closet homosexual that tries to break in my house at 4am to rape me. Next to him is an old lady who wants to fuck me. Across from her are heroin addicts. Across from them is another commune. Next to them is a woman who killed her husband and got away with it. Next to her are sex and weed fiends. Across from the woman who killed her husband are psychedelic mushroom cultists. I almost forgot the Mexican gypsies and the best of all the delusional people who think they are the king and queen of the neighborhood who are actually drunks. How does it feel?!