Gosh darn it, ah shucks....
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My ex-girlfriend used to shorten everything to try to be cool. For example: I say, 'I have to piss like a racehorse.' She would come back with her conformist, dork, hillbilly shit, "I have to piss like a horse." In all actuality, the reason a racehorse has to piss so bad is that he or she just ran around the track a million times without pissing. So when they are done running they really got to go. What a tool...