I went to get tires today at Walmart. The girl at the counter said, it would take an hour. I told her, I would wander around the store until then. She said, she would call me when it was done. Okay, cool. I wandered for a bit and then went outside to smoke a cigarette and call my Mom (I have been around my Mom a lot lately). She didn't answer so, I finished my cigarette and wandered back into the "store." I looked at the men's clothing, no jeans that I wanted. They had t-shirts with the Grinch, Deadpool, and other pop culture characters. I made my way through the aisles. I started looking at the people and, felt like an alien (I try not to go to Walmart). I began acting like a plain clothed security guard and went to almost every department. I saw a girl eating something and when she saw me she scurried away. I saw another girl who scurried away when I walked into the aisle she was in. Keep it surreal.
Tune in and don't drop out,
Dj Lipton
P.S. Thanks Mom! "Women, you can't live with them and you can't put them in a sack." -Larry, Darryl and Darryl (Bob Newhart Show, year unknown)
P.S.S. The picture on the mix was when my dog Rocket had nuts. I swear he has a another pair though. Good boys!