The Antelopians showed up at my house early this morning. I told them I had chores to do and they could watch The Doors movie with Val Kilmer. When I was done with my chores I came back home. They ran up to me and exclaimed in unison "We should go to the desert and summon UFOs". I told them the desert is too far away and I have no money for that. I gave them a beer and let them back on the turntables. Here's what happened.
-Dj Lipton