You're Thirty-One?! Oh baby, you got those grandma glasses! And that grandma flavor! Those old fashioned clothes you be wearing! You fat and ugly too1 Hell you sexy! I'm in love with your stringy apparently balding hair! I'm glad you like my dog! Let me help you with your nylon, quilted, trench coat jacket with Burger King grease stains on it...We are match made in heaven. You are my everything! And now there's a bun in the oven! I'll work at Taco Bell an hour away from here. We just have to trust Jesus!
Bless and Praise,
Dj Lipton The Seagull
P.S. Don't shoot any of those marijuanas or drink those evil spirits!