My professor gave me a five way chili to take home for lunch today. I ate it when I got home. I milled around the house, took the dog for a walk, talked to the old lady down the street, made nachos, called in for jury duty, and made a drink. I set up these records in order and pressed the "play" button. My stomach started hurting. I farted and burped. About ten minutes into it I knew I had to poop. So, I stopped everything and, I took the most epic and gnarly shit on your flag and government.
Tune in and don't drop out,
Dj Lipton