To those interested,
Here are some words of advice for young aspiring disk jockeys. Being a disk jockey is not for profit you marms. It is about breaking the will and spirit of other jockeys. Crushing their being into the ground and grinding their bones into the dirt of once they came. It is about filling their daughter's bellies with you festering seed. Exacting revenge of what is rightfully yours. Fulfilling your wishes, as those who opposed you are cast into the magma of Hades. Where they shall burn and suffer in your name for all eternity. Just as I sent my enemy H.R. Pickens into ruination and poverty. If you follow these words you will fly among the creatures and machines of the metaphorical sky. Trust no one and prosper well. Brimstone and demigorgon await your opposition! And so it shall be!!
Sincerely,
D.J. Lipton
P.S. A diet of potted meat and rum soaked bread should be your meals until ultimate success. This will keep you hungry for your battles ahead. Crush the weak!!!