Does that janitor live in the basement of the church?
Make the floor gritty with salt.
Bite the head off an invisible baby chicken.
Ashes, woosh...
What are the first three letters in funeral?
Spontaneous combustion is the way to go...Boom!
Lol.
Cheers and Christian guilt...drink up it's Easter, and besides the FBI found
Tom Brady's jersey on American tax dollars.