During the Vietnam Conflict, Toad learned karate...
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I talk to your wife on the phone while you mow the lawn about the nasty shit we're going to do when you're at work. She bought me my new shoes with your money. She's pregnant with my baby that you'll think is yours. I wave to you while I walk my dog, thanks for the new Pumas, cool dude?
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'I'm That Type Of Guy'
You're the type of guy that can't control your girl
You try to buy her love with diamonds and pearls
I'm the type of guy that shows up on the scene
And gets the seven digits, you know the routine
You're the type of guy that tells her, "Stay inside"
While you're steady fronting in your homeboy's ride
I'm the type of guy that comes when you leave
I'm doing your girlfriend, that's something you can't believe
Cause I'm that type of guy
You're the type of guy that gets suspicious
I'm the type of guy that says, "The pudding is delicious"
You're the type of guy that has no idea
That a sneaky, freaky brother's sneaking in from the rear
I'm the type of guy to eat it, when he won't
And look in the places that your boyfriend don't
You're the…
-LL Cool J
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