"I don't know if any genuine, meaningful change could ever result from a song. It's kind of like throwing peanuts at a gorilla." -Tom Waits
Hello, I'm Dj Lipton. Herein you will learn how to safely use a towmotor in a factory environment. We will discuss how to give the bird to douchebags and tools. Also, how to operate a towmotor high on marijuana and a few beers. You'll need it the boredom involved unless you're a moron is excruciating. But, hey you could work at McDonald's or a telemarketing firm with your college degree. Remember to take no shit from these assholes they are beneath you! A point to remember is before you talk to anyone not only in the factory but in life as well is that you don't want to have sex with them. Around here everyone thinks you want to have sex with them (strange I know). Here we go, let's get started!!!