Hi, I'm your computer. I need to do an arbitrary update. I'll take forever and be really fucking annoying. I'm going to communicate with your devices as well and, take up more of your free time. Relaxing after work forget about it...I need constant attention. Net Neutrality is crap. Donald Trump is awesome and funny! Don't use tobacco!!! Don't do anything. Get a job, get married, have kids so you can be miserable like us. Hopefully your kids will not die like you. The least you could tell them is that everyone wants you dead like them. Win!
Tune in and don't drop out,
Dj Lipton
P.S. You won't even notice it happening...