T'was the day after E3 and all through the land
The kids played some Fortnite, and listened to bands
"So many games..." they whispered with glee
For Sony, Xbox, the Switch and PC
Hot takes they flew like a fleet of balloons
And pirate games filled with tons of doubloons
Who could make the definitive calls
About which games were big and which ones were small
So hear this commentary from the radio of pixels
And then you won't sound like a really big dick...sel...
