Fresh off the heels of our warmly-received Robot Wars special, that good ol' P-to-the-P-to-the-other-P brings you #FootballIsProWrestling, an irreverent look at exactly why the greatest sport in the world can be explained in terms of the greatest simulated sport. In this, the first part of two, we cover footballers who turned their hand to pro wrestling, footballers we reckon would have excelled in the squared circle if they'd chosen to follow that path, and the greatest promos in the history of football (yes, we do talk about THAT Kevin Keegan interview). If somehow the modern world isn't giving you a sufficiently large fix of the beautiful game, why not listen in, and find out what happens when the hosts' natural inclination to talk fitba is given free rein...?