“I wish Freddy Krueger would come, and chop off your head, and it would roll in the street, and a truck would squish it, and the blood would splatter everywhere, and everyone would watch it!” Remember Misery? Or The Joker? What if you put those films in a blender, tossed in a dash of cliched noir dialogue, a dead maid, and John Travolta? Better yet --what if Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit fame directed it? If you guessed, “It wouldn’t win Best Picture,” you would be correct. Join Aaron and James this week as they discuss the series of questionable choices that resulted in this atrocious cinematic anomaly.
