I don't want an office job or to work in industry
White or blue collars aren't for me
Got to do something, Yeah I suppose
So here goes
I wanna be a Jedi
Fly through the universe and save the galaxy
That's the kind of work that would suit me
No-one to tell you that your best's not good enough
No clocking on, no clocking off
I don't want to settle down with a girl next door type
Lead a semi-detached kind of life
I want a queen for a princess nothing less
I wanna be a Jedi
Leap like an acrobat across chasms of self doubt
That's got to be the best way out
Free to be who I want to be not trapped by who I am
No fringe benefits no pension plan
Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor
Traffic warden, Jedi Knight
Bus conductor, driving instructor,
Sleeping policeman, Jedi Knight
Maybe I'll get up or maybe I'll stay in bed,
Be like Ballistic Squid instead
I wanna be a Jedi