Wired up to the eyeballs with state-of-the-art recording equipment, Mike Gapes and his personal bodyguard Sir George Gwath venture boldly up northwards to the cursed badlands of Ilford North to confront its tyrannical MP, the "Clown Prince" Wesley Streeting, about the expansion of McDonald's to Southern Ilford, and end up giving the cocky young upstart rather more than he bargained for.
