The football: It's time for the SPM ESL. After many requests to speculate which teams might fill a European Super League, and the (kinda) successful precedent of our reset Premier League in pods gone by, it's time for us to use our trademarked criteria to pick the 20 clubs that'll doubtless annoy everyone. Remember: geographical spread!!!
The food: Steven has stockpiled successfully enough to still have some bagels and bacon, which leads to bacon bagels.
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