Drip drip, get slippery. Splat splat, get WET. Water’s comin’, and it’s gonna SOAK ya, bub. Down to the BONE. Unless you don’t believe in the shivers, then in that case: there’s no water at ALL.
Invocation
Petitions for Real Good Congregants
Liturgical Reading: The Great Flood
Closing Statements
More STORY in two weeks. Until then: stay DRY, chut.
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