In the name of the grease, the pleas, and the holy crease: we welcome you to The Story Must Be Told. Our congregation is humble, and our drips polite. Please please bow down with us in penitence. Give that kneeler a sniff. Smells like gasoline, don’t it? Ha! Go ‘head and ignore that.
Introductory Prayer
Psalm: "The Horns of the Beast"
Liturgical Reading: “A Man For The Woman”
Concluding Prayer
A new Mass awaits ye next Tuesday. And the Tuesday after that. And so forth. Mm hmmfff.
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