Wherein your hosts talk about why Solo was disappointing, whether or not there are intentional parallels between Han Solo and Rey with respect to Kylo, why Twitter burner accounts are both ridiculous and kind of awesome, which NBA player is most like Taylor Hall, why this time of the school year feels like the beginning of Act V of Romeo & Juliet, are joined by a special guest to discuss what to do with $112 million (spoiler: it involves Charlie Hunnam), and which version of Steve Rogers would make the best life partner.