How else would you describe the St. Louis Blues? This is the best the offense has ever looked, by every metric — a franchise record 4-goal-game streak, a franchise record for points in a period, and a franchise record for "lines with guys named Pavel Robert and Vladimir that are all point-per-game players and seem like really cool guys that it would be fun to hang out with, probably!" Nothing terrible is EVER gonna happen. to this team!
