SURPRISE NINJA WITH CAMERA
I ran away from my life
I ran away from my wife
I ran away from the truth
I ran away from Iran
I ran away from Suzanne
I ran away from those ninjas
They put a gun to my head
Surprise Ninja With Camera
Perfect timing, bad grammar
It's a motherfuckin sneak attack
Put your tray tables down and push your seats back
Cuz they got Chinese stars
I'm starting a rebel club
I'm starting a rebel club
It's for the little kids who arnt afraid to rebel
I'm just waiting for my Daddy's permission
I'm just waiting to pay off all my college tuition
I'm just waiting to patch up that leak in my car’s transmission
I'm just waiting for someone to make a fucking decision
Surprise Ninja With Camera
Perfect timing, bad grammar
It's a motherfuckin sneak attack
So you better know karate
Or else
You'll find a sword in your back
She got her girls phone n coffee
She don't need any dicks
I'm gettin sticky with my Nicki Minaj Instagram pics
I'm gettin tired of tricks, I'm gettin used to the lies
Oh look another surprise!
Hey man I love a surprise!
Who doesn't love a surprise?!
I'm even slicker than the guy with wool pulled over his eyes!
They say what is essential
To a song is the hook
A catchy fuckin chorus
Oldest trick in the book
They say I'm goin mental
Cuz I'm past my prime
I'm rappin bout some shit
Because that ain't no crime
It had some dope potential
Ron Scalzo – vocals
Michael Celi – bass guitar
Kalyn Stalinski – drums
John Zwick – guitar
Additional guitars by Michael Celi & Josh Kalos
Music by Michael Celi
Words by Ron Scalzo
Copyright 2015 Bald Freak Music (ASCAP)
Produced by Michael Celi & Ron Scalzo
Recorded & engineered by Steven Lee Tracy @ St. Cecilia Studios, Tucson, AZ
Mixed by Steven Lee Tracy
Mastered by Adam Boose @ Cauliflower Audio
From Ron Scalzo's new solo release, You Deserve The Best, on Bald Freak Music (BFM02)
