Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster
He's a loony left wing veggie gangster
he came round for tea
touched my girlfriend's knee
Ate my hamster then said vote for me
Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster
Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster
I just don't know what I'm gonna do
What will I tell the kids when they come home from school
Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster
He's a chairman Mao loving shamster
He came to see me
I switched of BBC
I turned back round n
There's no sign of Hammy
Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster
Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster
I just don't know what Im gonna do
What will I tell the kids when they get home from school
It must be true It's Murdoch's view,It's on the front page of the news
It must be true it's Murdoch's view, it's on the front page of his spew.
Jeremy Corbyn ate my Hamster, He's a red flag waving Trotsky monster
Hammy's dead and gone, We'll buy another one, He said he was vegetarian
Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster
Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamsterJeremy Corbyn ate my hamster
Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster
I just don't know what Im gonna do
Perhaps we'll just tell them the truth .
(c) Mr Terry Dunn May 2016
