Kelley starts off with the wrong episode number, we're doing great, folks! Some dick and ball talk off the top. Movies from 2003. Joke Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Pirate Bay. Mary emails from Costa Rica. The Wizard of Oz. Judy Garland. Impossible Burgers coming to Burger King and other fast food. Restaurant reviews. Crappy syndication shows. Kelley's weird encounter with a stranger. Giving directions to strangers. We try to remember the real Ice Cream Truck of the Week: The Bash Brothers by The Lonely Island. Shit List of the Week: Shortening The Astros to The Stros, and the incorrect phrase "how it looks like." Kelley's Hint List! How to tell if your cloth lining will rub off. How to use scraps from dress fabric. How to know what to "tub" and what to dry clean. Prevent scratching on your fine china. Buy fresh fruit in season, and other confusing produce tips. Bill wants some spiced apples. Umpire Pants Out!
