Felix starts off the show creeping out the neighbors. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Stroganoff (Bill's going with Chicken, not beef). Taco Bell. Corporate donations. We don’t understand soccer, and Kelley is wildly confused by the formatting of hours and minutes in the game. Bill, Felix and Lily gang up on Kelley to gross her out with poo talk. Kelley’s going to start asking people if they need directions, and Bill and Lily think this requires a stinky costume. Street scams. Beat You to the Punchline! Ripley’s Believe it or Not. Evolving attitudes on animal rights. Kelley’s Hint List. We’re a mess starting off! Repairing upholstery with tape. Check your bearings regularly. Check your neckline. How to keep your fruits evenly distributed in cakes. Cover your mattresses. Ice Cream Truck of the Week 2: Putting nacho cheese on hotdogs and hamburgers. Using moth balls hint. Weatherproofing your house using the weirdest worded hint ever. Use wax on your linoleum. Umpire Pants Out!