Bill’s back! Fruitcake update: Kelley was right. Cheap bulk candy. Old Redmond. Porn theaters and mags. Snow in the PNW. Mary hates goats and likes dogs in shoes. Bad Plastic Packaging Segment: Putting your bag of carrots in a bag and legal weed packaging. Mary’s going to start asking people “what the fuck is wrong with you?” Hack jokes. Bad TV. We’re Turtle Penis now. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Bobby Flay whips his egg whites for waffles. Low-rise jeans sucked balls. Beat You to the Punchline – wow, that didn’t go well! Kelley’s Hint List! Cleaning glazed wall tiles. Install a heat regulator. Brush and vacuum your coats. Painting you gold and silver slippers. Avoid too much heat with aluminum cooking utensils. Tire pressure hints. Umpire Pants Out!
