Please read the warning at the end before finishing this episode. Throat noises and George Carlin. Mary is high again. Richard Pryor and old comedy. Airplane food and snacks. Wearing shoes indoors. Wearing sweatpants instead of jeans, to be fancy. The pains of wearing glasses and why Google sucks now. American health insurance. Tooth repairs and getting faint. Seattle Times segment – Rant and Rave and Comments Section. Bill's embarrassing yoga story (it's NOT farts, guys). W.C. Fields movies. The XFL is coming to Seattle. Hat talk. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Seam Rippers. Kelley's Hint List! Cleaning stained wood floors. Fixing scratches in wood. Clean your attachments (vacuum). How to open a new book. Growing a sweet potato vine (listener challenge time!).
END OF EP WARNING – I put in a short selection of things I cut out of the show. It's not pleasant. TURN IT OFF AT UMPIRE PANTS OUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR MOUTH NOISES! -Kelley
