We're calling 2020 Score Score now. High fevers. Legalizing drugs. Seattle got rid of library fines. Mary's pissed she had to change her Netflix password. Kelley's Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Mary thinks locking her door is hard. Smoke alarms and vent hoods. Mary's Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Old dude carefully curating his grapes at the grocery store. Shout out to the striking medical workers in Seattle – and don't cross picket lines! Three-packs of porno mags. Bad plastic packaging of the week: fruits and vegetables. Mary is claiming Red Delicious apples are no longer sold in stores. Bill's working on his apple standup. You're a monster if you don't like Dolly Parton. Eye doctors. Our dad drove off Union Hill Road (as a passenger). Beat You To The Punchline! Kelley’s Hint List! Getting lime deposits out of your tea kettle. Repairing your crockery. How to deal with old collars. Using old dresses as slips. Check doors for warping when house shopping. Makeshift a foot scraper. Umpire Pants Out!
