Van Morrison vs. Van Halen. Superbowl Halftime. Arnold Palmers. Mary tries to buy a Real Change. Old movies. Doughboys Podcast update. Click-bait websites. We should force old male comics into retirement. Bill has a Ned Flanders neighbor. Kelley’s elevator issues. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: English Muffin Pizzas. [I had to cut out a few seconds coming back from the break, there was a weird glitch there.] Bill recaps some Carnac jokes from Johnny Carson. Mary gets mad when we suggest she has an accent. Kelley’s Heart On Valentine. Kelley’s Hint List! Ironing rayon. Gooch talk. Removing water spots from waxed furniture. Cleaning and oiling your sewing machine. Cleaning silver. Pilot light efficiency. Painting your radiator. Fixing chipped glasses with sandpaper. Making a clothespin hanger. Umpire Pants Out!