Ya’ll ready for Ernst? We recorded this a week ago, so our Corona Virus takes might be very wrong. We need to take a tone deaf test for Mary. Bone Apple Tea situations. Tea Baggin’ (Mary’s favorite segment that she named). Saturday Night Live best cast members. Is everyone capable of murder? How long can Mary keep up a cheerful podcast. Close Encounters, Jurassic Park, and Jaws should all be revisited. Mary and Herman know the weirdest movies. Bill’s Toyota is for sale. Twinkie cereal. Mochi donuts. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Martha Kelly on Baskets (Kelley’s choice) and the game Animal Crossing (Felix’s choice). Women aren’t funny? Kelley rips up some paper directly into the microphone in preparation for Beat you to the Punchline! Kelley’s Hint List! Removing mildew from books. Prevent the wall from absorbing your radiator heat. Fold buttons under before running through the wringer. Taking care of linoleum floors. Umpire Pants Out!