Bill’s plan for sleeping on the podcast shed floor and pets waking you up. School has started online, and everyone’s figuring it out still, but we can all agree the federal response sucks. A mysterious round window in Redmond. Rocks that spark when you rub them together. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Defaced Trump/Pence signs. Herman’s back! And he has a two-part question for Mary. We read some recipes written by first graders. Reminiscing about NW Hardware Chain Ernst, once again. Kelley’s Hint List! Lubing your cleaner. Dust your light bulbs. Vacuum suits to lower dry cleanings. Direction of your heating pipes. Learn how to fire your fuel. Have valves ground. Umpire Pants Out!