We remember our late Great Aunt Mary Carroll. (Nate Bargatze Joke break.) Bill found an old man hobby: rock tumbling! Mary disparages beards. Mary received a mystery gift in the mail. Windstorm in Seattle. Bill’s neighbors with Ned Flanders. Mary and Kelley share some recipes. We get a good stair update! Bill has an old man Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Steam Mops. Mary wants to talk about commercials, and Bill thinks she’d like Star Trek The Next Generation. What are the poor barflies doing right now? Why don’t more places make change tip-friendly? We do some Recipes from First Graders! Kelley’s Hint List! Paint your ceiling for extra basement light. Move your fridge away from your stove for maximum efficiency. Get a strong spark so your car runs well. Umpire Pants Out!