Bill is back! Kelley’s sound is up on her phone, but you can’t hear it so it doesn’t count! We have a weed store story. Bill talks about his liquid diet and self-oiling. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Styptic Pencils, try them instead of socks to stop the bleeding! Stair Update – not great. Pants Stance update, we’ve got a Pants Grant! There is no such thing as a free boat! We have an email from Herman! We discuss Kelley’s Dinners for Winners list and her preschool-ass meal. Umpire Pants Podcast’s Official Stance on Quinoa: We don’t like it. We have a new theme song for Mary’s new segment! Reviews of Cooking Recipes: Quinoa casserole and complicated cake questions. Kelley’s Hint List! Umpire Pants Out!
