Bill’s away man camping, but we have listener Juniper here! We get right into it with a Pants Stance: still not great! Sloth puns. Spring is here! Mary’s been out on the town since she’s fully vaccinated. Mary’s old hobby of getting mad at restaurants is back. Dive bars. Mary made a weird cake, and even she isn’t sure why, but she had an interesting trip to a specialty store. Goldfish Update! The return of Beat You to the Punchline! Juniper has a review of a mediocre horror movie. Reviews of Cooking Recipes! Did you know people review airport bathrooms? Recipes From First Graders! Bill sent a picture of the hint list, so we can do Kelley’s Hint List! Umpire Pants Out!