Kelley’s keeping Bill on his toes with false-starts today. Big news! Mary got new cats! And they’ve got some seriously Seattle names. New tattoos. We’re recording in person next week you guys!!! We have some minor tech issues, but carry on. Volcano talk and Twitter weirdos. Oh Word! Which regional term do you use? More pet talk, but it’s hose weather, so give us a break. Bill’s song pick of the week: Surfing on a Rocket by Air. We come right back from the break with a call from listener Bruce – is he going to survive the non-pizza pressures of vaccinated living? Mary has some hopscotch beef, and we get mad about how hard the game jacks is. Mary brings up an unfinished bit – why does she like Bill? Mary’s Reviews of Cooking Recipes! This rye bread review has one of the funniest sentences we’ve ever heard. Mary is being really cagey about her microphone issues. Recipes from First Graders! Kelley’s Hint List! Shake your artificial flowers in cornmeal to clean them. Remove food from refrigerator before broiling. Stagger your baking sheets for better air flow in the oven. Umpire Pants Out!
