Bill's duties as host, listeners, recapping the last episode, non podcast listeners, Bill is low energy, Mary loves salt, Doritos, food Mary likes, Bill repeats cat tips, Simon update, saving the coal industry, baked beans, world interest, Kelley's easter egg, sisters in law, Mary almost says the funniest thing ever, Spanish lesson, selling bibles, Mad Magazine, Golden Girls, Party Records, Bob Newhart, Belly Bucking, Match Game, Bill hates Alec Baldwin, Nick Cage, celebrities we confuse with each other -> gay actors -> watching movies in school -> white people with afros, hair, loud cabinets, Donald Trump, Bill's foot update, Happy New Year, we should do an Easter episode, leaving things on top of your car -> big cell phone case -> Ken Griffey's statue's bat -> duplicate sculptures -> selling bibles -> hand signals to other drivers -> Bill can't give directions -> Segways/solo wheels -> pushing cats -> stuff faqlling out of trucks, travel mugs, Umpire Pants Out
