Kelley is here, we are watching the AFC championship game, best of update, Bill talks too fast, spouse feedback, chill down, the point of this whole thing, umpire pants, swearing, accupuncture update, gout, mustard plaster, coffee, names, weird fishing game, grandma, weird meat, ponies aren't baby horses, Beethoven/Hawaii/deaf/Grutrude, itching and scratching, words/cops, Gahna record contract, swearing, Felix's play, Women's March, another visit from the meat truck, cat pictures, pants, Starbucks, don't use LOL, sleep walking and talking, peeing in weird places, Kelley's Hint List tease, Umpire Pants Out